Episodes
Saturday Aug 12, 2023
RPGrinders EP 753 - RPBoobies
Saturday Aug 12, 2023
Saturday Aug 12, 2023
It's hot as fuck outside but the Grinders can take the heat! The RPgrinders are back with another episode of steaming goodness. This week they take on some of the hottest topics in the country, like library book bans, wildfires, political corruption and boobs. Lots and lots of boobs. What could be hotter than breasts? NOTHING!
With the fall season right around the corner, game releases are starting to heat up! Games like Untamed Tactics and Wrestling Quest will be out by the end of August. Just a couple weeks before Autumn will also the release of the next mobile Final Fantasy game, Ever Crisis. For anyone willing to wait longer, they can look forward to the PC release of Deathbound and the unknown system release of Corpse Party 2. Seriously, they didn't tell us anything about the hardware we need to play the game.
Eric strapped on his heat-resistant spy gear for this week's reviews. Not one Mission Impossible, not two Mission Impossible movies, because he reviews the first two Mission Impossible movies, and the most recent film Dead Reckoning Part 1! How do Ethan Hunt's early escapades compare to the most current Mission Impossible sequels? How do the first 2 hold up by today's standards?
Just when the temperature was beginning to cool down, the Grinders moved on to everyone's favorite segment The Stinko of the Week. Talks about wildfires and crooked Ohio politicians make Break's blood boil. Things really begin to heat up between chat and the hosts as there was a lot of disagreement over some of the country's hottest topics. The FBI killing of a disabled man making death threats and the banning of books in libraries. The chatters and hosts all see the situations from different angles. Who is wrong? Who is right? As long as we learn to get along is all that should matter.
Even the Stinkos couldn't prepare the Grinders for the next upcoming battle, the second round of the Greatest Cereal in the World tournament! The heat is really on now. Only 32 cereals are left but only 16 can go on to next week. Which cereal's flames of hope will be washed away like spoiled milk down the drain? Frosted Flakes are one of the country's most popular cereals, but does it taste better than Apple Jacks? Will a Lucky leprechaun give Lucky Charms what it needs to go marshmallow to marshmallow against Count Chocula? Which cereal requires the most sugar just to be edible, is it Total, Rice Crispies, or Corn Chex? Which artificially flavored fruit cereal will survive, the Flinstone's favorite or the brand that hates silly rabbits? After losing Choclate Life will Break lose his Life and his Cinnamon Life? How many more lives does he have? He is running through them quicker than potato salad left in the sun will run through a human digestive system.
If you don't get to see the show live, you miss out on a lot of chat room shenanigans. Boobs, book bans, and boxes of cereal have lit the fires under chatters. Sometimes there is friction. Sometimes there are heated arguments. Sometimes they are given a warm reception. No matter what the topic, no subject is too hot for the Grinders!
My Childhood Friend is a Slutty School Teacher. Does she tutor adults?
"They aren't as cookie as they could be."
Friday Aug 04, 2023
RPGrinders EP 752 - That Squirrel Had it Coming!
Friday Aug 04, 2023
Friday Aug 04, 2023
This episode the guys run through a gamut of news, Break reminds of how terrible the Ohio GOP really is, Eric reviews TMNT, Frank wonders whether or not Little Tykes ankle monitor is a real thing, and finally Break creates one of the greatest tournaments of all time! What is it? Make sure to listen to find out! Join us LIVE every Friday 7EST http://twitch.tv/RPGrinders. Thanks for listening!
Friday Aug 04, 2023
RPGrinders Review #58 - Final Fantasy XVI
Friday Aug 04, 2023
Friday Aug 04, 2023
I review this action game that pretends it's an RPG for the PS5!
Friday Aug 04, 2023
RPGrinders EP 751 - No, Aliens are not in Your Toilet
Friday Aug 04, 2023
Friday Aug 04, 2023
It's that time again for politicians to make ridiculous claims and once again distract the public while democracy continues to be murdered. But despite all of that, the crew has other news and stuff to talk about before broaching that subject. Like the fact that Ys and The Legend of Heroes series are getting tabletop games. After the news, Eric reviews Barbie and Secret Invasion, while Frank reviews Something Wrong with the Children. Afterwards, the stinkos are about the usual, but this time we mourn the loss of Sinead O'Connor (Shuhada Sadaqat). But at least the Sweetos has Frank getting ever closer to getting his new car! And finally, before tourneys plague us again for a month, there's Free For All discussion on Aliens and whether Game Pass is ultimately a bad thing for Indies, as the delisting of OMORI on the Xbox suggests. If you want to hear the show live, be sure to tune in on Twitch Fridays at 7 PM EST!
Saturday Jul 22, 2023
RPGrinders EP 750 - AT & T and A
Saturday Jul 22, 2023
Saturday Jul 22, 2023
It's the middle of summer on this scorching mud ball, but even record high temperatures are nothing compared to the extreme heat of the RPGrinders! We are coming in HOT and there is no cooling down in this jam packed but shorter episode. Red hot reviews, flaring racial tensions, and a burning passion for Frank's new toy are just some of today's conversations.
The planet may be heating up and the future make look dim. At least you can look forward to some upcoming games, while you wait out the apocalypse with a window airconditioner. The cooler months of fall will bring us Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden and Caligula Effect 2. While you wait for the sun to stop punishing the Earth, why not check out the new release Farsiders on PC?
As a complete shock and surprise to NO ONE, Xbox Live is about to die. Don't blame the heat for this death. We all knew it was coming. Microsoft cared as much about Xbox Live as the American government cares about climate change.
Stay inside. Turn out the lights. Turn up the airconditioner. Enjoy some good movies and television shows while protecting yourself from the extreme heat! Quicksand and Werewolves Within will keep you cool with a chill down your spine. If horror isn't your thing, try the stone-cold comedy series Schitt's Creek.
The planet may be suffering from extreme heat but nothing is hotter than the anger of the Stinkoes! Global warming is definitely a Stinko but it isn't the only one making the Grinders hot under the collar. People that willing upgrade their mufflers to the annoyance of everyone around, really tans our hides. Racist politicians erasing African American history and sugar-coating slavery. Make no mistake, there is NOTHING worse than slavery despite what Republicans want children to know. Florida isn't the only state with blatantly racist politicians. The Democrats have their own bigoted 3 letter Jr problem. I have heard a lot of crazy things from people like MTG but even she seems sane in comparison to RFK Jr.
With only two Free-4-Alls left before the return of the tournaments, the Grinders take on the hottest topic in America: Jason Aldean. The country crooner wrote a song with violent lyrics and a video with violent representation. Is the video problematic? Is Jason Aldean a racist? Is this an issue that has been blown out of proportion? Violent images and lyrics are nothing new. So the question becomes, did he go to far? Will the Grinders condemn Jason Aldean? Will they support him? Will they even care?
Did we mention, Frank got a blazing new toy!? What is it, you ask? We aren't telling you here! You will have to listen to find out! Frank's new hotness! Do people still say "hotness"? I freaking hope not.
Nope. I'm not spilling my guts this week! Just go back to the Pride Never Stops episode. I'm not pouring out more of my soul until I get a movie deal!
Friday Jul 14, 2023
RPGrinders EP 749 - Start Over
Friday Jul 14, 2023
Friday Jul 14, 2023
This episode the guys get through some news stories only to come across some more hentai fun titled games, Eric reviews Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, Frank breezes through a review of Beavis and Butthead Season 2, and finally, Break's Stinkos bring up great discussions on police in the USA, politicians, and rich people. Please join us every Friday 7EST LIVE here: http://twitch.tv/RPGrinders Thanks for listening!
Thursday Jul 13, 2023
RPGrinders EP 748 - Free for All Returns
Thursday Jul 13, 2023
Thursday Jul 13, 2023
In this tourney-free episode, the crew gets through a small amount of news with highlights being the Tsukihime remake is heading west, and some Neptunia news. Afterward, Frank reviews Unwelcome. Stinkos a car theft that hits a bit close to home, and the politicians as usual. At least we can all feel better by hearing about Break's tearing down of morons on Twitter. Please send him some Dear Breakman questions for your everyday life! And finally, free for all makes a grand return! While we do go a bit all over the place, the focus shifts to Vegas at some point. If you want to see these happen live, be sure to listen in on Fridays at 7 PM EST on Twitch/Youtube!
Saturday Jul 01, 2023
RPGrinders EP 747 - Burning Down the Closet
Saturday Jul 01, 2023
Saturday Jul 01, 2023
The Grinders are back for the last day of Pride 2023 and the last day of Frank Week (be sure to wish him a happy birthday!) Although Frank isn't in the LGBTQ community, he is a very vocal and supportive ally! Frank is also a great friend to his two queer co-hosts, Eric who has shared his truth without fear and Break who comes out in this very episode! Coming out can be a long hard process, good friends make it easier.
The Rainbow Flag flies high above the news portion of this episode. These games might be releasing too late for Pride 2023 but they will still be around for Pride 2024! Gravity Circuit might be releasing on July 13th but it will still be playable in 2024, as well as the fall releases Dokapon Kingdom Connect and Summon Aeterna.
Break might be feeling strong with Pride but that doesn't mean the Grinders don't have reasons to complain. Crooked judges, cheating athletes, has been comedians, tone deaf spouses, and the corrupt courts playing politics with all of our lives. Break comes out just in time to watch one of his rights evaporate.
The Grinders won't let the bad news keep them down. There are plenty of things to celebrate! While the cowardly lion Break finally finds some Pride, the rest of the world celebrates Frank Day! Smoke a joint, hit a bong, eat some gummies, all in Frank's honor.
In the absence of a tournament, the Grinders have plenty of time for a Free-4-All. The topic is the pacing of video games. Are games too long? Are they paced poorly? What is the right pacing for a game? Although Pride and queerness aren't a part of the discussion, they are integral to Break Man's big reveal.
You don't have to be queer to find your own Pride. It means something different to all of us. It has a special and personal meeting for all queer people not stuck in the nightmare that is the Closet. This is the start of a new day for Break. He's finding and sharing his truth. He hopes everyone can find their truth and not be forced to hide it from the world. To all the people stuck in the closet, you aren't alone and there is help if you want it.
Happy Frank Day everyone!
A long time ago, there was a little boy that always questioned the world around him. A confusing world of binary choices, yes and no decisions. A world with no middle ground. The boy never quite felt like he fit in. Sometimes the little boy even felt more like a girl. Whenever he expressed himself outside the normal gender roles, there were those around that thought that boys should always act like boys.
The boy would never forget and would always do his best to act like a boy, even when he didn't feel like it. The boy didn't hate being a boy, at least not all of the time. He did enjoy boy things, like He-Man and the Fall Guy. He made sure to never go anywhere near girly things, except for some stuffed animals.
The boy got older but the world didn't get less confusing. He had learned there were two types of people, heterosexuals and homosexuals. He learned at home, in school, and in church the "evils" of homosexuality. The boy started to become less sure of his feelings. He knew he was supposed to like girls but he just tried to kiss a boy (it didn't go well, fyi.) He questioned himself.
Was the boy as evil as the "f-words" he had been warned about? After all, he had become a willing participant of the sexual abuse of another male tween. The boy wanted it to stop because he knew it was a sin. The boy didn't want it to stop because of how good it felt. The boy got a little older and got it to stop. Not because he wanted it to stop, because he didn't want to burn in hell.
The boy, now a teenager, starts to notice girls. He had always been curious about them and what made them different. But now he wanted to touch them and kiss them. The boy knew he had to be straight then, right? Sex with the other boy was just a passing fancy, right? He tried to push the thoughts of boys out of his head. He swore to himself that he would never "check out" another guy.
One day, the teen met a girl and wanted to spend all of his time with her. She taught the teen new things. For a while, he wasn't thinking about boys (or anyone else), she was his first kiss and his first love. But things weren't meant to be and it didn't last. With her out of his life, the old thoughts and feelings returned. The teen started feeling confused again, he liked girls not boys, but why was he dreaming of other guys? He tried to only focus on girls. He did like them. He had a lot of fun with his "first love" and saw other girls that looked like fun.
The thoughts persisted. Am I gay, the teen asked himself almost daily. He had heard the term bisexual but according to other boys, only girls were bisexual.
The teen's high school life didn't change until he met other kids that called themselves bi. We all knew the openly homosexual students, while we hid in plain sight. But the bi girls (of course they were girls) inspired him to see himself differently. Soon, the teen admitted to himself that he was bi but he knew he had to keep it a secret. The feeling of deep shame didn't leave. He left the church a few years ago, but the church never left him. He questioned why he was bi. Was it because he was molested? It felt good but it was still against his will. He clung to that theory, forgetting about childhood queerness and pretending that he didn't fantasize about sucking dick.
After high school and through college, the teen experimented when he wasn't terrified. He got one ear pierced because he knew he couldn't explain both ears pierced to him parents. He grew his hair long and started shaving his body hair. He didn't really know why he wanted to, but he knew he wanted it. The world can be cruel though, the long hair invited jokes and ridicule. He cut his hair and found himself retreating to the Closet.
He made friends in college, straight friends. After college, he got a place with his straight friends. He didn't tell them he liked guys. He hid deeper in his closet of shame and fear. He only dated girls around them. Just as he had done his entire life, he tried to be as careful with his words and mannerisms. He never wanted to appear even slightly effeminate. He feared their reactions but mostly he stayed in the closet because of his own internalized homophobia.
Now a man, he was lucky enough to meet and fall in love with a very forgiving woman. He was lucky because he hid his qeerness from her. Shame and fear, as always. Eventually, she figured it out on her own. (He wasn't cheating, she was just perceptive.) He stayed with her. The straight girl and the bi boy. Being in love with a straight girl doesn't erase his queerness. Even if he tried to pretend otherwise.
So many more things happened and so many more details but this is my story. A shortened version of my life. I wish I had the courage to come out in college but I'm here to tell all other closeted queers. it is NEVER too late to come out. You don't have to come out to anyone you dont want. It is your life and you choose who shares your journey. At 45, I'm not out to everyone but I start my journey as an out Bisexual Cis-Male. But us bis just prefer to be called bi, it doesn't always have to be sexual.
Hi, my name is Chris. I am bi.
Friday Jun 23, 2023
RPGrinders EP 746 - The Turd is the Word
Friday Jun 23, 2023
Friday Jun 23, 2023
In this episode the guys discuss the evils of AI extensively with Frank expressing his deep thoughts on the matter. Also the guys cover the latest RPG news, Eric gives us some adult homie discounts, Break breaks down whats going on in Ohio politics including a republican who stands out from the rest and we finally crown the most annoying video game character of all time! Join us LIVE every Friday 7EST http://twitch.tv/RPGrinders Thanks for listening!
Saturday Jun 17, 2023
RPGrinders EP 745 - Roman Fartblaster
Saturday Jun 17, 2023
Saturday Jun 17, 2023
The summer solstice is less than a week away, but you don't have to wait for another episode of RPGrinders! It's time to celebrate the summer fun or melt like the ACless Break. Hot weather, skimpy clothes, pool parties, BBQs, baseball, and posion ivy are all back for a few short months. Get out and enjoy them while you can or lock the doors, turn up the AC, and give your thumbs some exercise.
June is finally here, and we are preparing to celebrate gamer's Christmas. The day better known as E3....Oh, wait. Nevermind. E3 is DEAD and buried! Does the loss of E3 mean developers are going to stop bringing gaming shows and new game announcements? Hell no! Developer can't wait to tell people about their games, they want as many people as possible to play. They want gamers to get excited for Nexomon 3, Everhood 2, Towerbourne, Clock Work Revolution, Resistor, Fretless, and so many more upcoming games.
The summer sun might be bringing the heat but there isn't a place hotter than Break's house. Is it a broken AC that is fueling his hot flames of rage or is it the criminal politicians that are turning Ohio into Little Russia? Unfortunately, for Frank, the summer sun has abandoned Denver. If anyone is planning to go see Frank, they might need to take a boat.
The rain may be drowning Denver but don't worry because it's always sunny when we do Sweetos! Denver might turn into an island but even Mother Nature can't take away the Nuggets dominating post season performance! Meanwhile, Break doesn't need pool parties, bar hopping, or a sports victory to celebrate. The only partying he wants to do is in celebration of Donald Trump's second arrest! Break really hates that guy.
Break's house maybe hotter than sunbathing ON THE SUN but it isn't as hot as the third round of the Most Annoying Video Game Character Tournament! Only 16 of the most insufferable assholes compete to see who is less likable! Will Baby Mario cry his way to victory or will Eric yank the cord and flush the cartridge? Are the Rabbids as annoying as they are pervasive? Can a nameless flying bird soar below the competition? Is there a bigger asshole than a dog named Dog that laughs at you for failing? Why the hell won't Roman stop fucking calling?! Can I hurl Roman and his phone into the sun?
Also there are Castlevania and Zelda. They have the "honor" of dual representation. Flying disembodied snake ladies, tiny hopping men, creeps that love red balloons and green clothes, and the worst fairy to ever exist. Is the embodiment of suck one of these four losers?
Enjoy the summer sun or hide inside and blasting the AC. Drink, toke, and be merry but be careful; you don't want blisters on your thumbs or sun-screenless skin.
LET ME FINISH!
Am I finished? NO! THEN LET ME FINISH....