Episodes

Saturday Dec 14, 2019
RPGrinders EP 569 - Queefing the Night Away
Saturday Dec 14, 2019
Saturday Dec 14, 2019
As the end of 2019 draws near, it's time for the Grinders to choose their Games of the Year. RPGs, FPSs, and old school action games all make the list.
News, news, and a ton more news stories take up a good portion of the show. Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles Remastered, Ys: Memories of Celceta, Hero Must Die, and La Mulana 1 & 2 get release windows, while Dungeons & Dragons: Dark Alliance and Weird West get announced.
Frank reviews Hustler and Once Upon a Time In Hollywood. Break wishes he never watched Christmas with the Kranks.
Legends of Heroes Trails Cold Steel 3, Yakuza, and Kingdom Hearts 3 are only a few of the Grinders favorite games of 2019. This year was good, I hope next year is even better.
Happy Holidays and Yippee Ki Yay Mother Fucker!

Sunday Nov 24, 2019
RPGrinders EP 566 - The No No Spot
Sunday Nov 24, 2019
Sunday Nov 24, 2019
The Grinders are back with another Black Friday Extravaganza! This years deals are even better than previous years and we've got the details on some of the best.
This episode's news includes Dragon Quest Builders 2 coming soon, Pokemon Sword & Pokemon Shield selling 6 million units, and Snack Quest.
Eric reviews Parasite, Frank reviews the Mandalorian, but Break just wants his own Baby Yoda.
Last week Frank and Eric dug deep into the controversy surrounding Pokemon. This week they dig even deeper. Are the fans over reacting or are they right to be upset?
Tweet us @RPGrinders to tell us if you agree, disagree, have a question, or just want to tell us we suck.
Remember to always keep your head down while doing the Frank Branch's Walk of Shame.

Friday Nov 15, 2019
RPGrinders EP 565- Potato Salad
Friday Nov 15, 2019
Friday Nov 15, 2019
This episode Break Man wants potato salad. Another short news cycle leads to convos about Frank sucking at playing Nioh, Doctor Sleep gets the review treatment, Eric also reviews Konusuba and the Legend of Crimson movie, the crew discuss which are worse: Pokemon fans or Star Wars fans, Frank discusses how bad Stephen Miller is, Roger Stone is FINALLY going to jail, and lastly the guys discuss their least favorite holiday and least favorite RPG! Follow us on Twitter @RPGrinders and send us questions and you will be featured on the show! Thanks for listening and if you want to listen LIVE and join the chat, follow this link when we go live every Friday 7pm EST: twitch.tv/rpgrinders

Saturday Nov 02, 2019
RPGrinders EP 563 - Halloween Hangover
Saturday Nov 02, 2019
Saturday Nov 02, 2019
Halloween is over but that doesn't mean the Grinders can't continue to celebrate the holiday! Frank, Eric and Break are tasked with making their toughest decision yet; Who is the greatest movie monster?! Freddy Krueger, Jason Vorhees, Michael Myers, Dracula, the Nun, King Kong, Chucky, and many more compete in the Horror Monster Bracket Challenge 2019!
The episode's news includes updates for the Surge 2 and Bloodstained, DLC for God Eater 3, and a Nioh 2 beta.
Eric reviews Mobile Suit Gundam: the Origin, One Piece: Stampede, Halloween, Gears of War 4 & 5, and Dragon Ball Super. While Frank reviews the latest episode of Creepshow.
The Horror Monster Bracket Challenge 2019 is so big that this is the longest episode in RPGrinders history! The winner is a huge upset and we want to know what our listeners think. What monsters should have won and who should have lost?
Invisible Man sleeping in your bed. Who ya gonna call? The Puppet Master!

Friday Oct 04, 2019
RPGrinders EP 560 - Moral Taints
Friday Oct 04, 2019
Friday Oct 04, 2019
Frank and Break host tonight's episode without Eric, who is fighting sickness. We hope he gets better soon so he can teach Break a lesson. Until Eric returns, the Grinders will be joined by Break's only friend, the cowbell.
Super Robot War X in the Eastern market, Break Man's bad Australian accent for post-apocalyptic crpg Broken Roads, and the bankruptcy of Alphadream are some of today's short news segment.
Eric is sick, there is a war on vaping, Bernie Sanders has heart trouble, and Frank goes to war with Progressive insurance. With only two hosts, there are still plenty of Stinkos.
The Stinkos can't over shadow the great Sweeto news that there is a second whistleblower! The Grinders have some very different political views but they all agree that the Criminal and Chief is a danger to the people of America, the country, and the world. The end of his Presidency can not come soon enough.
For this episode's Free For All, Frank and Break discuss their favorite and least favorite seasons. The cold of Winter, Halloween in the Fall, the Summer sun, and Pumpkin Spice seasons.
Let us know what you think or ask us a question. Just tweet @RPGrinders and tag #dearbreakman.
Does Break really believe that pumpkin spice is a government invention to control the minds of the people? Nah....
or does he?!

Monday Jul 08, 2019
RPGrinders EP 547 - Sticky White Stuff
Monday Jul 08, 2019
Monday Jul 08, 2019
In this episode of RPGrinders, the crew gets through a short news segment, before tackling the big issues of the day. One of those issues is Freak recanting his story of a semen filled caper. The Mad Pooper must have a cousin or something. Afterwards, Eric has reviews of Spider-Man: Far from Home and The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Zero, while Frank reviews Unravel. Be Sure to tune in live on Twitch/Youtube at 7PM on Fridays for more ridiculousness!

Friday Jun 28, 2019
RPGrinders EP 546- Dildo Fingers
Friday Jun 28, 2019
Friday Jun 28, 2019
This episode we talk more fantastic RPG news announcements including a "dream daddy" game (just wait till you hear this one), Dear BreakMan ask us if we prefer fruits or veggies, Eric talks Final Fantasy live action series coming to Netflix, Frank wonders what the Nightmare on Elm porn parody is like (think dildo fingers!), and to top things off we talk about games that try to be too edgy. Get your popcorn! Follow us on Twitter @RPGrinders and send us those #DearBreakMan questions! Also please give a buck or two to Eric on his patreon and check out his reviews on various sites, he's a great reviewer! Thanks for listening! Help Eric write reviews!

Saturday Jun 22, 2019
RPGrinders EP 545 - Happy Frank Day!
Saturday Jun 22, 2019
Saturday Jun 22, 2019
A short news week gives the Grinders plenty of time to talk about politics, relationships, war, food, and even sports. Devil May Cry coming to the Switch, Disaster Report 4, and an Alpha Protocol delisting are just a few of today's shortened news segment.
The shortened news gives the Grinders plenty of time for the best new segment, #DearBreakMan! They answers readers questions about eating food they hate and changing sexuality. If you want more of their wisdom, just Tweet a question to @RPGrinders and add #DearBreakMan.
Reviews of Boar, Hangman, the Hunter X Hunter reboot, and more.
Stinkos about EA lawyers, Redbox, and possible war with Iran. There is nothing more terrible than war.
Sweetos about Jon Stewart, baseball and more. Followed by a Highscapade about the "Netflix" show Good Omens.
For the Free For All, Frank asks everyone about their favorite foods. All the talk of donuts, shrimp, and deliciousness can only be cured by a Food Quest!
Make America Garbage Again.

Friday Jun 07, 2019
RPGrinders EP 543- #FapandPoop
Friday Jun 07, 2019
Friday Jun 07, 2019
This episode we get down and dirty! After a gamut of news pre E3 the boys talk a bunch of sales on the Playstation network (Days of Play sale), Eric and Frank review Godzilla (plus reviews of Dark Phoenix, Iconoclasts game, Ma movie, and Brightburn), Break loves ice cream, and finally we discuss our worst foods! Also Breakman loves olives and peaches!(not really). Follow us on Twitter @RPGrinders and send your #DearBreakman questions and comments, we will respond to them, nothing is off limits! If you would like to support Eric's written reviews, send him some coin here: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4237202

Friday May 31, 2019
RPGrinders EP 542 - Syrup or Jelly?
Friday May 31, 2019
Friday May 31, 2019
In today's episode, the RPGrinders talk about important topics like salad tossing and pooping. As well as discussions on Baldur's Gate coming to consoles, the company Loot Crate, Dragon Quest Builders 2, the live action Aladdin movie, politics, sex, and much more!
Eric and Frank are forced to tackle the news alone, since BreakMan was too busy taking a Godzilla shit to show up on time. They even had enough time for Eric to give his review of Aladdin.
When Break finally arrived he brought with him a Dear BreakMan bonanza! Today he recommends the best sex songs, the right food for ass eating, and the return of the Would You Rather!
I thought I farted but I shit.