RPGrinders EP 745 - Roman Fartblaster

The summer solstice is less than a week away, but you don't have to wait for another episode of RPGrinders! It's time to celebrate the summer fun or melt like the ACless Break. Hot weather, skimpy clothes, pool parties, BBQs, baseball, and posion ivy are all back for a few short months. Get out and enjoy them while you can or lock the doors, turn up the AC, and give your thumbs some exercise.

June is finally here, and we are preparing to celebrate gamer's Christmas. The day better known as E3....Oh, wait. Nevermind. E3 is DEAD and buried! Does the loss of E3 mean developers are going to stop bringing gaming shows and new game announcements? Hell no! Developer can't wait to tell people about their games, they want as many people as possible to play. They want gamers to get excited for Nexomon 3, Everhood 2, Towerbourne, Clock Work Revolution, Resistor, Fretless, and so many more upcoming games. 

The summer sun might be bringing the heat but there isn't a place hotter than Break's house. Is it a broken AC that is fueling his hot flames of rage or is it the criminal politicians that are turning Ohio into Little Russia? Unfortunately, for Frank, the summer sun has abandoned Denver. If anyone is planning to go see Frank, they might need to take a boat. 

The rain may be drowning Denver but don't worry because it's always sunny when we do Sweetos! Denver might turn into an island but even Mother Nature can't take away the Nuggets dominating post season performance! Meanwhile, Break doesn't need pool parties, bar hopping, or a sports victory to celebrate. The only partying he wants to do is in celebration of Donald Trump's second arrest! Break really hates that guy.

Break's house maybe hotter than sunbathing ON THE SUN but it isn't as hot as the third round of the Most Annoying Video Game Character Tournament! Only 16 of the most insufferable assholes compete to see who is less likable! Will Baby Mario cry his way to victory or will Eric yank the cord and flush the cartridge? Are the Rabbids as annoying as they are pervasive? Can a nameless flying bird soar below the competition? Is there a bigger asshole than a dog named Dog that laughs at you for failing? Why the hell won't Roman stop fucking calling?! Can I hurl Roman and his phone into the sun?   

Also there are Castlevania and Zelda. They have the "honor" of dual representation. Flying disembodied snake ladies, tiny hopping men, creeps that love red balloons and green clothes, and the worst fairy to ever exist. Is the embodiment of suck one of these four losers? 

Enjoy the summer sun or hide inside and blasting the AC. Drink, toke, and be merry but be careful; you don't want blisters on your thumbs or sun-screenless skin. 

 

 

 

 

 

LET ME FINISH!

 

 

 

 

Am I finished? NO! THEN LET ME FINISH....