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RPGrinders EP 734 - The Rage of Gamers

This episode Break is happy because of a certain former presidents' indictment, Eric and Frank review John Wick 4, and the entire crew have a brief discussion on gamer rage. F&*$%$&%&$%**%&$*## 

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RPGrinders Review #51 - Resident Evil 4(Remake)

I review the PS5 version of a remake to a classic survival horror action game!

RPGrinders Review #50 - Kirby: Return to Dreamland Deluxe

I review this remake/remaster of a Wii classic!

RPGrinders Review #49 - The Legend of Heroes: Trails to Azure

I review the ps4 version of this follow up to Trails from Zero!

RPGrinders EP 733 - No Butts

It's currently award season in America. The time of year when actors, musicians, video games, and many more are flaunted over and rewarded with shiny trophies. The RPGrinders have even awarded some games with the ultimate award, the GOAT. But what about the bad games and movies? The bad movies have the Razzies but what about video games? The Grinders have a solution! Today they will determine the Worst Movie to Video Game adaption! 

The Worst Game is only a small part of the show. Things go wrong from the start as Break botches the opening in place of a sick Frank. But the Grinders wont let that stop them from bringing the news, reviews, Stinkos, Sweetos, and maybe a little surprise. 

As always, the Grinders start with the news but in shorter form than usual. With Frank sick the Grinders don't spend as much time on the news as normal but that doesn't mean it is useless information. There were some new announcements: like the PC and mobile King Arthur: Legends Rise and the action RPG TMNT: the Last Ronin. No release date has been given for those two games but Caligula Effect: Overdose and Miasma Chronicles were given late May release dates. If May is too long a wait, Squenix has you covered with their Voice of Cards trilogy.

Even though Frank is fighting the deadly cold virus he is able to give three new movie reviews! Are Utah Cabin Murders, Knock at the Cabin, or Puss in Boots worth the admission price? Maybe the first rule of horror movies should be "Don't go to a Cabin in the Woods." Coincidentally, Eric also reviewed a movie in the Shrek universe. As well as the made for men, lesbian anime Yurikuma Arashi. 

If you haven't figured out Frank's Stinko then I won't spoil the germy surprise. Of course, Republicans and Democrats make the list EVERY week. This time they are joined by their enabling mass media.  

In happier happenings, Break is enjoying some long over-due Halo Infinite updates and Frank is excited for John Wick 4.

Thanks, for listening. Be sure to check us out every Friday LIVE at 7 PM Eastern.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wait, isn't there something else....

 

THE WORST VIDEO GAME TO MOVIE ADAPTION OF ALL TIME!

 

Only 8 games remain but only one can earn the dubious title! Will E.T. gobble up the competition like a bag of Reece's Pieces or will he be stuck in that hole forever? Will Shrek Swamp Kart Racer live up to its new name, Swamp Ass? Does the Last Action Movie game suck worse than the movie reviews? (Fuck them! That movie rules!) Will Platoon live up to NES tradition of bad movie game adaptions? (Spoiler Alert. Yes. Yes it will.) Is Enter the Matrix the first (and only) thing that Keanu Reeve's can't save? Can Abraham Lincoln fighting Tyler Durden make an entertaining Fight Club game? (Spoiler Alert: No. No they can't.) What ya gonna do when a friend puts Bad Boys Miami in your PS2? Hint, get a new friend. Or better yet. Make your friend play the Gamecube's ultimate shame, Catwoman. 

RPGrinders EP 732 - Titans of Trash part 3

Holy smoking swamp ass! This episode of RPGrinder has the crew go through a fair bit of news, with highlights being some release dates, Stranger of Paradise escaping the Epic dungeon, a new Toxic Crusaders game(that looks good and totally isn't a TMNT rip-off)and a new Tou-ho(not WHO) Action-RPG. Afterwards, Eric reviews some Ecchi trash with Testament of Sister New Devil and Cat Planet Cuties. Frank on the other hand reviews Cocaine Bear and the Last of Us(HBO Max series). After the usual stinkos and sweetos, Round 3 of the worst movie to game adaptation tourney comences. will Last Ass Hero take the win in the end, or will Cool World create an upset? tune in to found out, and be sure to catch the conclusion live on Friday at 7 PM EST on Twitch/youtube!

RPGrinders EP 731 - Queeftoon!

This episode we have a ton of news, Eric gets his groovy car back, Frank thinks everythin is 'Ass', and Break Man never disappoints with his stinkos! This week Break's stinko's include that POS train company wrecking Ohio and other states.  Make sure to join us every Friday 7EST LIVE here: http://twitch.tv/RPGrinders and as always thank you for listening! 

RPGrinders Review #48 - Metroid Prime Remastered

I review the long-awaited Switch remaster of the classic Gamecube original!

RPGrinders Review #47 - Pronty: A Fishy Adventure

I review the Switch version of this fun but challenging Underwater Metroidvania!

RPGrinders EP 730 - ASS!

The Grinders are back another show of asstastic proportions! The first week of March 2023 is overstuffed and with news, reviews, stinkos, bad video games, and more asses than the Democratic National Convention. So now it's time to strap in, pop open a cold one, and get ready to for an extra-long episode of RPGrinders!

The Grinders waste little time getting to the news. With some games releasing as early as Asspril, why wait? Trinity Trigger is getting a North American April release only a couple of days before the release of Mugen Souls. Along with the new release news, a couple Pokemon games will be receiving some DLC. Pokemon Scarlet and Diamond can enjoy the updates later this year. DLC has also been announced for Elden Ring but the release date is unknown. 

This asspisode of Grinders also features the return of Dear BreakMan! Not trying to spoil the segment but it involves animals and drugs. 

Ass usual, Break has enough Stinkos to make his own podcast. A familiar list of Break's complaints: abortion access and restrictions, the hypocrisy of our elected officials, and the horrific actions of police officers. Meanwhile, Frank deals with some family issues. 

The start of a new month also means the start of a new tournament! This episode the Grinders complete the first round to determine the Worst Movie to Video Game Adaption Ever Made! The age-old question will be answered, does E.T. phone home or get booted from the first round? Is there a good NES game based on a movie? (Yes, but not on this list!) Is the Cool World video game worse than it's an assbolutely awful movie? Robocop has beat a crooked CEO, a drugged out super robot, and samurai androids but does he have a video game worth playing? Is the first rule of Fight Club not to talk about the Fight Club video game? (A great line. I had to borrow it.)

Join the Grinders LIVE at 7 PM Eastern next Friday for the second round. We will be one step closer to determining which game is the worst piece of ass. Until then, keep your monkey sober.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cocaine Caterpillar                                  Cocaine Condor

Speed Sloth                                              Speed Snail

Heroin Hawk                                            Heroin Hippo 

Marijuana Mongoose                               Marijuana Mink

Ecstasy Eel                                                 Ecstasy Eagle

Meth Manatee                                           Meth Markhor

Acid Ape                                                    Acid Alligator

Magpie Molly                                            Molly Mole

Angel Dust Alligator

Crack Crocodile