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RPGrinders EP 719 - Break Man and THUNDER!

This episode EricRPG gets a new nickname courtesy of Bernie, Frank finds hilarity in Trumps new NFT's, and finally Break is seriously considering dropping his laptop off a bridge (LOL).  Join us LIVE every Friday 7EST here: http://twitch.tv/RPGrinders thanks for listening!

RPGrinders Review #41 - GRIME

I reviewed this fun(yet buggy on consoles ATM) Souls-like Metroidvania for the Xbox and Steam Deck! Thanks to Akupara Games and Clover Bite Studios for the code!

RPGrinders Review #40 - God of War: Ragnarock

I reviewed this fun action-adventure sequel for the PS5!

RPGrinders Review #39 - Firewatch

I reviewed the 'Not really a walking simulator' Firewatch on the Xbox One!

RPGrinders EP 718 - Fuck Me, Santa

HO HO HO Holy shit, the RPGrinders are back with another brand-new episode. What's happening in this jolly episode? The holiday season is in full swing, the news is jam packed, the greastest tournament ever returns for a second round, Frank has some nice words for a bad man, Break still hates the government, and Eric is forced to tolerate them both.

With the holidays comes cold weather and cold weather gives us plenty of time to game! Although these games won't be out in time for this winter, maybe you we can spend next winter playing some of the recently announced titles (if they are released, of course). The walking simulator is returning for Death Stranding 2, a return to Greek mythology for Hades 2, a cutesy version of Bayonetta, or from the ashes of Remnant 2?

If those games don't release in time for the holidays, don't worry because Squenix has us covered! They have finally announced the release date for the 16th title in the most storied of gaming franchises, Final Fantasy! It comes out in the middle of the year but it will probably go on sale for the 2023 holiday season.

The review portion of the show is shorter than normal but it is a Feast. 

If all the holiday cheer and good tidings are getting on your nerves, the Stinkoes are what you need. The Grinders all have a lot of complaints. As usual, Break is pissed off at Donald Trump and the Republicans but is he also as pissed at the Democrats? Frank is even more angry at Trump and his threats against the United States of America. As bad as all of those were, they don't compare to Eric's terrible week!

If you aren't over the holidays and are looking for good cheer, nothing will leave you more surprised than Frank's Sweeto.

What's worse than getting a gift you don't want or seeing someone's disappointment at what you bought them? The Worst Movie of All Time! Only 32 sucktacular movies are still on the list but only 16 can continue. Will the Blair Witch bore us more than House of the Dead offends our intelligence? Which hit movie was more overrated, Men in Black 2 or Mrs. Doubtfire? Is the offensive and badly cast Dragon Ball Evolution worse than the shit burger that is Double Dragon? Will It's a Wonderful Life, the Christmas "classic", Crash and burn? Four Batman turds (it's why he smells) started the tournament, will any move on, or will only Robin lay the egg? Who is the worse actor, Rob Zombie's wife or Lindsay Lohan? Velocipastor, is there anything more to say?

Grab your cookies, pour yourself some holiday spirits, crowd around the fireplace, and stream our latest episode of tomfoolery and cheer. Happy holidays to everyone!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Except for traitors of democracy. They can go fuck themselves. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

RPGrinders EP 717 - Mega Bad Movie Brawl

In this overstuffed episode of RPGrinders, the crew gets through some light news before diving into a few reviews. Frank reviews Demons and Demons 2, while Eric finally gives their review for the new season of Beavis and Butthead. After some Stinkos and Sweetos, the rest of the episode goes over to cover a massive tourney for the Worst Movie of All Time. There are several brackets per category, so strap yourselves in folks. And be sure to tune in live for the continuation on Fridays at 7 PM EST on Twitch/Youtube!

 

RPGrinders EP 716 - Black Friday

We scratch, punch, and pull hair on our way to the front of the line in this episode!  Break once again has a couple of mass shootings to report, Eric reminds everyone to check the podbean rpgrinders feed for his awesome audio reviews, and Frank wants to remind everybody that both Democrat and Republican politicians suck and its time for more parties. Be sure to join us LIVE on http://twitch.tv/RPGrinders every Friday 7EST and join the chat!  Thanks for listening!

RPGrinders EP 715 - Turkey and Turds

The Holiday Season is almost upon us. By this time, next week, our stomachs will be bloated with Thanksgiving turkey. Our wallets will be empty from Black Friday shopping. And our ears will bleed from hearing Jiggle Bells for the ten millionth time.

There are a lot of good news article. None quite as tasty as a perfectly cooked turkey but some are just as juicy. It does get much tastier than the announcement that Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is getting free updates to the current generation of consoles. We also learned the release dates of Superfuse and Sword of the Vagrant.

With Black Friday only a week away, Frank has a special present for the listeners. He combed all the major ads to find the best gaming deals. With Frank's deals you won't just have leftover food but also leftover money!

With the shopping over with and the main meal consumed, it's time to chill. Sit down on the couch. Relax and wait for pie. While you wait, you can check out some of the shows and movies reviewed today. Are adult comic book shows, like Titans and Creepshow, worth watching? Was the highly anticipated One Piece Red worth the wait? If you are looking for a good scare, will Shark bait or Smile give you the thrills you desire? 

The one thing that should never be a part of Thanksgiving dinner is the vile green bean casserole.  Green bean casserole is the Stinko of Thanksgiving dinner. Like the democracy hating Ohio Republicans are the Stinko of Ohio. And the racist governor Youngkin is the Stinko of Virginia.

The only thing sweeter than the cranberry sauce is the news that Nancy Pelosi will be stepping down. That isn't even the best of our Sweetos as Frank is making movie progress and Break's best friend got great news from the doctor.

What's the best side? Is it mashed potatoes in gravy? Is it corn, or rolls? No matter which side you choose, they are all more enjoyable than the Worst Arcade Game Ever Made! Today is the day we finally determine which game is more terrible than the smells coming from the bathroom, the day after Thanksgiving. Will the bastard game of the storied Mortal Kombat series Finish the competition? Is the original Street Fighter as bad as Break says? Is Mil really Pac-Man's Pal? Is Vulgus as vulgar as Frank says? Is Art of Fighting the lamest fighting game ever made? Is Double Dragon 3 the turd that Eric says? Is Toobin's stupid control as stupid as the game play? Or is Time Traveler the misogynistic, racial stereo typed, poorly acted, overpriced, impossible to play, shit burger of a game ever made?

Happy Thanksgiving! Or if you have legitimate problems with the holiday, then I just wish thanks to you and yours! And thanks to our listeners!

 

 

 

 

Except, Freak.

 

 

 

 

 

JK!

 

 

 

 

 

You know we love you, Freak!

 

 

 

 

RPGrinders Review #38 - Yomawari: Lost in the Dark

I review the Switch version of the third entry to this horror/adventure series!

Note: No Native PS5 version. Maybe an update later?

 

RPGrinders Review #37 - Ghost Song

I review the Xbox version of this fun Metroidvania!