RPGrinders

RPGrinders EP 838 - Don't Miss!

This episode Frank works out the kinks on separate platforms, Break about a million stinkos, Eric laments the loss of a legend, and the end of the show sees the guys picking names/moves for next months game night!  Thanks for listening!  LIVE every friday on Twitch: twitch.tv/rpgrinders  Youtube: search Mexican LongHair!

RPGrinders EP 837 - Back from Halloween!

While the crew were away for several weeks due to issues and vacation, we missed our chance for spoopy episode talk. Oh well. At least there is a chunky amount of news to make up for it this time. Highlights are the Corpse Prty Tetrology getting into hot water, and the return of Sigma Star Saga. Afterword Frank has a review for Good Boy. The Crew also has umbrage with the continued war on transgendered folks, as well as democracy and decency. At least in the Sweetos section we can all agree the turnout for No Kings 2.0 was huge. At last, the crew finishes the show with a Driver Seat about which Dragon Monsters, new or old you'd like to see in future games. To see these topics live and participate as such, feel free to join live on Fridays at 7PM at either Twitch(RPGrinders) or Youtube(MexicanLongHair)! 

RPGrinders Review #109 - Shrine's Legacy

I review this throwback action RPG for PC via Steam!

RPGrinders EP 836 - How Eric Ruined the Surprise!

This episode we have very few news stories so the guys talk about a lot of stupid stinkos, but most importantly they talk about their favorite horror games and movies because of course its October!  Stay tuned to find out how Eric ruined Xmas :) Join us LIVE first 3 Friday's of the month on YouTube and Twitch 7EST http://twitch.tv/RPGrinders also search Mexican Long Hair on Youtube!  Thanks for listening!

RPGrinders EP 835 - Summer in October

The spooky season is finally upon us. Every day another yard is covered in Halloween decorations and the autumn leaves. The fall jackets come out as the temperatures drop, at least they would if Global Warming wasn't real. The calendar tells me its October, but Mother Nature is telling me to keep wearing shorts! Honestly, the weather doesn't matter because the Grinders podcast can be enjoyed anywhere at any time. 

You can listen to Grinders while trick or treating. Don't worry. We won't blow your cover. Just say the gray hair is a part of the costume. Collecting candy while listening to the latest gaming news, sounds like a happy holiday to me. The holiday will be even better for fans of the Yakuza series who can look forward to some upcoming releases. Fans of Nioh, Code Vein, and The Seven Deadly Sins can look forward to 2026 for new releases, it's only scary if you hate waiting.

For the parents who are escorting their children as they beg old people for candy. While you are driving slowly, enjoying your beer, is the perfect time to listen to Stinkos! You could be at home, drinking in peace. Instead, you are just hoping your kid gets some good candy, that you plan on stealing in their sleep. You might need those treats to power through yet another price increase from Microsoft. If a bad economy and corporate greed don't get us, Kristi Noem and Pam Bondi might. Even worse that getting pennies in your bag is the Fed spending our tax dollars to protect dictators while ignoring natural disasters here at home. Even more gross than someone giving out open pieces of candy corn, are the actions of ICE. I know I am making jokes, but they are deadly problem. Cowards who have been emboldened to attack the people they have always dreamed of hurting. Sick fucks. 

With such horrible Stinkos, we need some Sweetos to light up our ol' hallows night. Almost as good as finding the one neighborhood that gives out full sized candy bars! Or if you are like Frank, a huge pot bud. Unlike MAGA who is very unpleased with Dear Leaders opinions on marijuana. If they weren't already unhappy, announcing Bad Bunny for the Superbowl has made all of MAGA even less happy. Not quite as happy as Break feels for the future of his favorite baseball team. 

As the night of begging finally ends, the parents can finally have some fun. Put the children to bed, raid their candy bags, put on your sexiest Halloween costume, and listen to an episode of RPGrinders! 

 

                                                     HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                          Favorite Sexy outfit?

 

Winnie the Sexy Pooh?

Slutty Santa Claus?

Handsy Guy on the Bus?

Sexy Three Stooges?

Popeye the Pussy Eater Man?

 

RPGrinders Review #108 - Trails in the Sky 1st Chapter

I review this loving recreated RPG classic for the PS5!

RPGrinders Review #107 - Voidwrought

I review the Switch version of this metroidvania!

RPGrinders Review #106 - OFF

I review the Switch version of this remaster of a classic RPGMaker game!

RPGrinders EP 834 - Break Man Saw God

After an experience so profound, the rest of this world has become meaningless. What do I mean, you may ask? Well, my friends. You can experience it to. All you have to do is give yourself to God. Our true Lord and Savior. 

May I ask you to do something selfish, for my sake? Please pray with me. 

 

Dear Lord,

Oh bless us, our Lord. Lay upon us your wisdom and your kick ass beats! May your light shine across the globe and may love blossom in even the darkest of places. May your words touch the hearts of others, as they have touched mine. May your gloriously curly hair and magical accordion skills keep us all enthralled for eternity. 

It was but another day to you, my Lord, but this humble servant will never forget watching you perform. To hear your angelic voice and see you in the flesh for the first time. My life is finally complete. I will spend the rest of my days spreading your name and message. Your words and melodies must be heard!

 

                                                             In Weird Al's name we pray, amen.

 

Anyhoo, I'm not here to sell you religion. I'm here to sell you a podcast! That's right! We have absolutely no affiliation with Mr. Yankovich. I am just using his name to gain listeners! MUHAHA 

The RPGrinders podcast is recorded LIVE the first 3 Fridays of the month. Three people, who are totally not sharing one mic in the basement of my mom's house.  We like to argue with and alienate our listen... I mean, we love to talk to our chatters. As we read the gaming news, give or reviews, or talk about the crap that pissed me off that week! 

So, what do you say? Give it a listen. Or how else will you find out the release dates for Battle Suit Aces, Merge Match March, and Rise Eterna 2. Don't say "the internet" because that is cheating! Don't be a cheater, just listen to our show. 

Or how would you know the Stinkos without listening? To "the internet," I say nay!  Besides, you can complain with me or tell me how wrong I am. That's never caused any arguments on this show... But why would anyone disagree with my one-sided takes on politics and everything else that annoys me? All of the crap coming from the current administration and their war on facts. They stepped-up their war on the Freedom of Speech, while trying to turn a bad man into a martyr. On top of all that, beloved actor Robert Redford died. Oh, and the other hosts had some stuff too.

Don't let any of those Stinkos get you down, because our Sweetos will bring you back up. After all, I finally saw God. He was glorious. The other hosts experiences were far less spiritual, but none the less uplifting. Praise the Lord! Hallelujah!

This is only a sample of our show. Just a small taste of what we give. So, drop to your hands and pray to the one true savior, "Weird" Al Yankovic and give us a shout out too!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The bad news is that I'm posting this episode late. The good news it's there now, so get off my back! No one will ever remember I was late. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't care what anyone thinks, Slime Creatures From Outer Space freaking rules!!

 

RPGrinders EP 833 - the False Martyr

The RPGrinders are back for the second week using a new platform. So, we humbly beg forgiveness for all of the new problems that have overlapped the old ones. At the very least, we ask that you blame Frank for all audio issues. Eric and Break take no accountability for issues here in.

:p

Issues be damned, the Grinders have a show to do! There is JRPG news that must be brought to the listeners attention and most of the Grinders are here to spread the word. Without the voices of the Grinders people would have to read for themselves about some of the upcoming releases. Games like Ys Vs Trails in the Sky: Alternative Saga and a physical copy of Metal Slug Tactics are releasing this year. Looking towards the horizon that is 2026 will see the releases of Fire Emblem: Fortunes Weave and Monster Hunters Stories 3.

The format may be new but that doesn't mean everything needs to change. The movie reviews are back, and one of them is an 80s classic. Break goes back nearly 40 years to review the Sigourney Weaver starring classic, Aliens. Along with the classic action title Frank has some new movie reviews. Will Dangerous Animals, the Toxic Avenger, or Voyeurs be considered classics in the 2060s? Only time will tell.

(I am highly disappointed in myself for using that joke.)

 Will we even have a country in 2060? The reality in America is increasingly looking grim. This week's Stinkos are headlined by the murder of a political firebrand who was known for spreading lies and bigotry. One political party seems to be using this murder as their excuse to justify some of the horrible plans they foreshadowed in Project 2025. These were always going to be the plans. They were just looking for the excuses. They thought they had found the perfect excuse this time, but the reality wasn't what they wanted. When reality doesn't fit their narrative, they rewrite the narrative. The RPGrinders do not justify murder, even if the victim did.

A little bit of a shortened show but the Grinders don't want to end on such a sad note. Instead, they end with the Sweetos! Among those is the return of Frank and Break's favorite sport, American Football. The NFL is back and starting with a bang. It's a needed mental distraction from the world falling apart around us. We all need mental stress breaks, just don't let them distract from what is truly important.

As things are seemingly getting more tense by the day, the future of this country looks bleak. Is it destined to fall like the many empires that have come before? Will this be the country that starts the spark that begins WW3? Is Break being paranoid and delusional, or is America still fighting a civil war against the legacy of the Confederacy? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I must find Harmie. His sweet melodies will help us get through these trying times!

 

 

 

 

I wanted to call the episode "White on White Violence" but I think that might get me in trouble.