RPGrinders

I reviewed the Switch 1 and 2, and Xbox versions of this amazing, but somewhat flawed soon to be classic RPG!

I reviewed the Xbox version of this fun WarioWare-esque platform action game!

 

I reviews the Switch and Xbox versions of this fun retro-styled metroidvania!

P.S. - I keep calling the subtitle Tear of the Fallen Earth, when it's just Tears of the Earth. My bad!

In this mostly Game Night only, the crew ditches the usual format to just do news, followed by El Chupacabra's Quest to just rest in peace after winning a match. Be sure to tune in live to listen to the hilarity and dice rolls as they happen in real time! 

Edited from a live RPGrinders segment, I reviewed Shadow Labyrinth for the Switch/Switch 2 and Xbox! Other versions include PS5 and PC!

In this shorter ep of RPGrinders the guys have a very short news cycle so they can possibly get to game night (didn't happen), Frank Eric and Break discuss the next console generation and its relation to late stage capitalism, and finally Breaks internet crashes so the guys decide to do a pure game night in June!  Thanks for listening!  Join our chat usually first 3 Fridays of the month http://twitch.tv/RPGrinders and check us out on youtube either Mexican Long Hair or RPGrinders!  Stay safe!

 

Happy Early Berfday Breakman!!!!!!

After a too long hiatus the Grinders are back, baby! We know we've been missed during these hard times, so we have a lot of making up to do! Tons of news, Stinkos, Sweetos, and reviews!

We were gone for most of April. The curiosity is eating you alive. What have the Grinders been doing for the last month? Fighting fascism? Sitting on our asses? Became crypto millionaires only to realize crypto is a scam and we are all much poorer than when we started? Was Frank drunk and wandering around Vegas lost? Did Break live his lifelong dream of finally finding the Colonel's secret recipe? Was Eric just taking a very, very long nap? Maybe. 

So much time lost can only mean one thing for sure. A lot of news. A crap ton of news. New release dates and even a movie. The summer is heating up (yes, I'm sorry for the terrible pun) with July release dates for Culdcept: The First Saturn Tribute, and Annihilated, as well as an Aug release of the Switch 2 version of Final Fantasy 14.

Did I ask if the Grinders spent the last month sitting on our butts? Cause I have some proof! Movie, television, and gaming reviews! The Grinders watched and played everything from the relaxing game Spirit of the North to the gory season 4 of Invincible. Not to mention the Stray cats, mummies, and a world saving science teacher. How could they have time to do anything else? 

If the Grinders spent a month on our butts, we might want to slowly stand and be outraged by these Stinkoes. If we stand up to fast, we will have to add pins and needles to the list. The list is already long and horrendous, there is no need for anymore. The evil American government continues its assault on minorities and facts. With attacks on the Southern Poverty Law Center and the Holocaust Museum as just a couple of the latest examples. Speaking of racists, the evil RFK Jr. has told a lot of lies but none as blatant. And FUCK Caitlyn Jenner!

Well, whatever we were doing, it wasn't as fun as this! The Grinders are back to shine a little bit of light on all this darkness. The dark side is NOT more powerful. They just have more money.

 

One last thing...

RIP Roger Sweet, the Father of He-Man. I HAVE THE POWER!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Am I the only one frustrated that both live action He-Man movies take place in fucking America??? Neither exclusively happen in America but I'm just irritated that Earth is even involved. 

I review the Xbox version of the the most recent flagship game in this series!

I review this game as a video since it's also an unboxing! Don't get used to it folks! And sorry about the toe/leg!

In this special canned episode of RPGrinders, Eric exclusively gets through weeks worth of news before Break does his review of the Pixel Remaster of Final Fantasy IV.

Then Break and Eric get through there shared stinkos of the various acts of corruption and anti-LGBT laws still being committed against the populace. It goes on so long, we skip Sweetos and go straight to the Free for All Topic of this terrible political climate that is full of cruelty, doublespeak, and hypocrisy. Be sure to turn in next time as the full crew will be back and live once again, Fridays at 7 PM EST on Twitch(RPGrinders) and Youtube(MexicanLongHair)!