RPGrinders

RPGrinders Review #18 - Clockwork Aquario

A long lost arcade game was finished and ported to Switch and PS4, and I reviewed the Switch version!

Score: 7/10

RPGrinders EP 670 - The Busta that Saved Christmas

In this episode of RPGrinders, the crew gets through a short news segment due to the year closing. But the reviews are packed this week, as Eric reviews Masters of the Universe and He-Man and the Masters of the Universe. Yes, there are two shows with similar names, but couldn't be more different. Frank reviews They Live's 4K Blu-ray release. The 80's never left. Afterward we have the usual stinkos, and some sweetos to take the edge off the former. Then afterward round two of the Best Funniest Christmas Song of All Time goes underway. Will Secret Santa be the dark horse? Only you can find out by live, and preferably live on Twitch and Youtube, Fridays at 7PM EST!

RPGinders EP 669 - Shitters Full. Merry Christmas!

It took six hundred sixty-nine episodes but Break has finally realized his dreams of grandeur! He has ascended the throne and gained the power of Exile. With his new power, there must come responsibility. As such, Break was able to make it through an episode ending in 69, without making another lame sex joke or singing a lyric from a song by Joe. 

Even though he isn't able to host. Frank is still ever present. Maybe it's just his excuse to not do the news? Maybe he didn't feel like talking about the upcoming Kingdoms of Amalur DLC? I guess he didn't want to talk about the release of the new action RPG Grim Dawn. 

The Stinkos take an unusual turn, as Break is the only one with complaints. As usual, his complaints tend to be towards the government and gun violence. Frank's Sweeto put him in such a good mood, he was left with no complaints. When a wrongfully accused friend is exonerated, how can you not be excited?

With a new month comes a new tournament. This time the Grinders attempt to decide the All-Time Funniest Christmas Song! Since the rest of the show was shorter than usual, Frank has enough time to give us some musical samples. Songs about a snowman with a small penis, Santa Claus going on violent killing sprees, dogs flying planes, singing poop, cars that aren't street legal, rodents that sing, and many more Holiday songs of cheer!

 

Happy Holidays, Boils and Ghouls!

 

 

 

PS, I totally stole the title from a chatter.

RPGrinders Review #17 - Panorama Cotton and Cotton 100%

While these retro games finally get a release for the Switch in the West, they come undercooked.

RPGrinders Review #16 - Super Monkey Ball: Banana Mania

I review the Nintendo Switch release of this Monkey Ball remake compilation!

 

RPGrinders EP 668-Black Friday Idiots

This episode we explore the distinctly American tradition of Black Friday.  Ah the smell of blood, sweat, and tears that permeates inside of your local Walmart or other retailer!  The shoving, the cursing, the hand gestures!  So sit back, and try to relax as the people rush to get that 10 dollar toaster that is at the back of the store while you struggle to get to the front of the store to pay for your 20 dollar vacuum that was totally worth it!  Follow us on Twitter @RPGrinders and be sure to join us LIVE every Friday http://twitch.tv/RPGrinders 7EST!  Thanks for listening!

RPGrinders EP 667- Deal or no Guns

In this episode of RPGrinders, the crew get through some light news with a majority being release dates. Afterward, Eric has several reviews for Garden of Words, Venom: There Will be Carnage, The Eternals, and Ghostbusters: Afterlife. Frank has a review for the films Spore, Prisoners of Ghostland, and Shang-Chi. But it's the Stinkos that form the biggest discussion of the week. Our Justice system and the ability of the jury to reach better verdicts continue to erode daily.  Finally, the crew dives into some early Black Friday deals for all of your cheap ass gamers out there. Be sure to tune into the show live on Fridays at 7PM EST on Twitch/Youtube for more deals among other things!

RPGinders EP 666 - The Devil Made Us Do The Show!

A lot of tears, blood and sweat has been lost in the pursuit of unleashing the Beast! Many sacrifices have been made. The Grinders even offered their souls to Satan. 

It turns out the Grinders have already offered their souls to Lucifer. In fact, they have done it numerous times. So many times that Beelzebub has begged them to stop. His pleas fell on death ear and the Grinders just kept on begging. 

The Dark Prince had finally had enough. He allowed the Grinders to start the End of Days by releasing episode Six Hundred Sixty-Six! 

Prepare your selves mortals. The end is nigh....

MUHAHAHAHAHA

Look on the bright side. Mephistopheles is allowing everyone the privilege of listening to one more episode of RPGrinders. 

With the blessing of Ahriman, the Grinders give this week's news. Gato Studio gives an honest reason for delaying The Waylanders until February. They need more time to work on their game and we appreciate the honesty. It isn't the only game releasing in the Winter of 2022, as Elex II is coming out in March and Labyrinth Legend is releasing in January.

With the permission of Hecate, Frank gives this episodes only review. He recommends that we all see the movie I Saw The Devil.

This week's Stinkos are extra evil as they have been influenced by Moloch. Politics, celebrity deaths, and more. The evil one loves these kind of things.

Pluto's pure evil will not allow Sweetos. The Grinders are left with a dilemma. Do they defy the Dark Lord's wishes or do they do a show without Sweetos?

Yaotzin loves two things. Evil and Thanksgiving dinner. To appease their master, the Grinders finally determine the Greatest Thanksgiving Food Item of All Time! Deviled eggs, turkey breasts, pumpkin pies, and I would go on but I'm starting to drool. 

The Grinders would just like to offer a special thanks to Set. Thank you for allowing us to reach episode 666! We swear to honor you by continuing are evil way.

 

 

 

Insanity at it's finest. Fire start, riot maker. Moon stricken, animal need. Bad seed, untamable BEAST! - T9

 

 

 

 

 

RPGrinders EP 665- Thanksgiving Food Madness

This episode we kick off our greatest Thanksgiving food tournament, Eric reviews My Hero Academia: World Heroes Mission, Frank actually plays video games this week, Break talks January 6th punishments and Joe Manchin, and finally Frank battles an unruly valet worker!  Be sure to join us every Friday 7EST http://twitch.tv/RPGrinders and be sure to follow us on Twitter @RPGrinders!  Thanks for listening!!

RPGrinders EP 664 - The Peanut Butter Cup Monster

In this spooky themed episode of RPGrinders, the crew gets through a brisk news cycle, which is unfortunately beset with more delay announments. Afterwards, Eric has reviews for Another and School-Live. Frank reviews Creepshow. After some Stinkos and Sweetos, we finally finish the tourney for the greatest candy of all time. You'll be surprised which candy is the winner! Also, online trolls are the worst. Be sure to check out other episodes live on Twitch and Youtube on Fridays at 7PM EST!