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RPGinders EP 685 - The Y’all Train

Heeeeeee's baaaaaaack! After two weeks of mystery, Break makes his return. He has a lot to say about what happened to him, but he refuses to say anything until next week! That isn't even the worst news. Frank's internet does everything it can to sabotage the show! Without a story to tell and a working internet, this is a much shorter show than normal.

Since it's a shorter show, we only have enough time for four segments! The Sweetos, the Stinkos, the news, and the brand new It's Time to Die.

The next 3 months are going to see some new releases. April will see the release of Nobody Saves the World. May is going to see the releases of Citizen Sleeper and Source of Madness. While June is going to see the roll out of the new and improved Playstation Plus!

The Stinkos and Sweetos are short and sweet. Dave Rubin, the Halo TV show, and Major League Baseball are all featured. 

With an unreliable internet causing problem after problem, the brand new segment closes out the show. It's Time to Die even adds a new category, the things that need to come back! The Suffering, Clock Tower, and the Power Rangers are just the start!

With all the segments done and an internet connection that can't be trusted, Break decides to keep his secret until next week. That also gives everyone time to speculate! Can you guess where Break Man went? We have several guesses so far but we want to hear many more. Just tweet us @RPGrinders

 

 

 

Break might have been building a Big Giant Robot, seeking revenge against the tornado that destroyed his home. While hacking the planet from his hospital bed after having his stomach pumped. He had to type with his feet after breaking both arms fighting the crabs in his pants.

 

 

 

Holy shit. I think the post is longer than the episode.

 

 

RPGrinders EP 684 - April Pranked

In this episode of RPGrinders, Eric and Frank have to go without Break once more. After a short news segment, The two go into their stinkos and sweetos. A lot of work related discussion ensues, but at least Amazon workers finally have a union. Hopefully a massive shift looms on the horizon for other places. The Free for All gets into discussions about The Slap and the ongoing war in Ukraine with Russia. Too bad break is still recovering. We miss you Break! Anyways, hopefully the crew will be complete again next time for the live show, so you can listen to all of them 7 PM EST on Fridays at Twitch/Youtube!  

RPGrinders Review #19 - Kirby and the Forgotten Land

I cover the latest Kirby game!

RPGrinders Review #19 - Elden Ring

I finally cover this great follow-up to the Souls franchise! 

RPGrinders EP 683 - Short Minus

This episode Frank and Eric take the reins as Break is on assignment.  After the news, Eric reviews Jujutsu Kaisen 0, Frank's Stinko involves an interesting convo he had, and finally, during Free for All the guys discuss some indie developers that are apparently treating their employees like trash and worse.  RPGrinders is LIVE every Friday at 7 EST http://twitch.tv/RPGrinders stop by and say hi!  Thanks for listening!

RPGrinders EP 682 - Break Likes the Pointy End

Im this episode of RPGrinders, the crew has a small news segment, but there is a small blast from the Past with the Dungeons and Dragons Gold Box games getting a re-release. And perhaps it maybe should have stayed in the past. Frank also has a review of The Batman and the Bunker. For the Stinkos, we talk about how useless both the police and St. Patrick's day are. At least the Sweetos are about the new Ghosts album and how it's good. For the Free for All, we discuss what games we are looking forward to in the immediate future. Be sure to tune in live for stuff like good deals by listening on Twitch or Youtube, Fridays at 7PM EST!  

RPGinders EP 681 - Break Man the Kink Shamer

It's almost spring and we all know what that means. We have to reset all of our clocks and lose an hour of sleep! We can't give you back your lost hour but we can give you two hours of RPGrinders entertainment! 

If the lost hour isn't enough to make you mad, maybe game delays will. Switch games like Advance Wars 1 & 2 have been indefinitely suspended and Pillars of Eternity Deadfire has been canceled. 

The hour isn't the only thing lost as we address Frank's newest, most diabolical segment yet! It's Time to Die for some older movie and game franchises. Find out what is on the chopping block this week!

The loss of an hour seems small when compared to some of this week's Stinkos. The failures of the Democratic party. War in the Ukraine. Bigoted laws created to destroy women's rights and the rights of the LGBTQ community. 

If you want to lose more than an hour, and escape from reality, Frank has some great recommendations. He has been playing Fenix Rising for a while now and he hopes the rest of us give it a try. If you would prefer to watch a movie, check out the slow-burn horror, The Stylist.  

One less hour means less time to "get good" versus the punishing difficulty of Elden Ring. Was this difficult game poorly marketed? Should gamers know what to expect from the developer? We answer these and many more.

Please let us know what you think. Leave us a message or ask us a question on Twitter. @RPGrinders

 

 

 

 

Nothing ruins an orgy quicker than "show me your feet."

 

 

RPGrinders EP 680- Duck Butler

In this episode Break Man makes his triumphant return!  After a bit of news chatter, the guys talk proper use of "rectal use only" stickers, Break reviews Ninja Batman, Eric reviews the Batman, Break Man has a back log of stinkos including Texas, and finally the Grinders debut a brand new segment called "It's Time to Die!".  Find out what it's all about!  Follow us on Twitter @RPGrinders and be sure to catch us LIVE every Friday 7EST http://twitch.tv/RPGrinders Thanks for listening!

RPGrinders EP 679 - Break Broken

In this episode of RPGrinders, Eric and Frank have to go it without Break. There's a light news segment, followed by the stinkos and sweetos. Eric has things to say about Texas and Ukraine but wanted to hold back for Break to give some input, with extends into the Free For All. Speaking of that, the tourney continues without Break, with Freak filling in via chat. It's a short show, but then again, we didn't expect a large audience, because most everyone was playing Elden Ring. Be sure to listen live on Twitch/Youtube at 7PM EST on Fridays!

RPGinders EP 678 - Freak News

The RPGrinders are back to full strength, as Eric makes his triumphant return! He couldn't have come back at a better time. Classic game remasters, beer with clam juice, time sensitive demos, Nintendo, a tournament of love, Break's perverted misogyny, and Phil Collins are just some of the things he would have missed. 

This weeks news is mostly good, especially for Cyberpunk 2077 fans. They get a major new update. Fans of the RPG Maker series also get some good news with the promised 2022 release of RPG Maker Unite. It's not all good news, as Nintendo announced they are closing the Wii U and 3DS Eshop in 2023. Even worse, by fall of 2022 you will no longer be able to add funds to the Eshop. 

It wouldn't be Grinders without everyone's favorite segment, the Stinkos. A public school bill in Florida designed to shame the youngest members of the LGBTQ community. Yet another video of the police acting blatantly racist towards young Black men. What will it take for America to finally come to terms with it's systematic racism and it's hatred of the Gay community? It seems like it's getting worse, not better. America is being shackled by it's hatred. 

It's not all bad news, as we also move one round closer to determining the Greatest Couple in Video Game History! Will Mario finally save Peach or will she be kidnapped by the Master Chief and his blue gf? Will Ellie and Reilly's love for one another shine through the Darkness? Can a bounty hunter and a baby (no relation to Din Djarin and Grogu) beat a wizard and an unfaithful Witcher? Will the happily married Nathan and Elena be stronger than the young love of Yuna and Tidus? 

In one week, we will finally know which couple shows the most love. My heart is pounding with anticipation!  

 

 

 

This week's episode is brought to us by:

Bernie's Only Fans account! This week, she is "interviewing" Phil Collins!