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RPGrinders Review #2 - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

I am back with another audio review of Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance! Be sure to listen to this one folks!

RPGrinders EP 637 - Big Monkey Madness

In this episode of RPGrinders the crew gets through a nice chunk of news, then weighs in on Godzilla vs. Kong, this time with spoilers. There's also a Dear Break Man, which is sure to be of help to some. The Stinkos are in full force this week, as we also get the bad news about DMX(RIP). But after all that, we finally move on to round 2 of the best gaming Icon of all time! Be sure to tune in live on Fridays at 7-9PM EST on Twitch/Youtube!

RPGrinders EP 636 - The Mario Massacre of 2021

April is finally here. Spring has finally arrived and the RPGrinders are back for another crazy episode. This time the Grinders start a new tournament, review giant lizard movies, Catboys in paradise, not one but two Dear Break Man questions, and technical difficulties!

The technical difficulties start right away but they wont slow down the news! They wont slow the release of Elder Scrolls Online for the current generation. The difficulties wont stop the Oddworld Collection from releasing on May 27th. Even though it was once an April Fools Joke, Nekopara: Catboys Paradise wont be delayed when it releases later this year.

Dear BreakMan answers two questions from our friend @freak5chaos including one that needs immediate attention. If you need the best advice known to humanity, just send your question to @RPGrinders.

Eric gives a quick non-spoiler review of Godzilla vs Kong. Does the hairy ape have a chance against mean green or will he be forced to bow before the true king of all monsters? 

The start of a new month brings a new tournament. This time the Grinders will determine the Greatest Gaming Icon of All Time! Will it be one of the Mario brothers? Will Scorpion be able to finish the competition? Maybe a villain like Dr.Wily or Bowser might can finally win? Or maybe a woman like Peach or Samus will be triumphant?

 

Break Man? More like WRONG_MAN!

 

RPGrinders EP 635 - Beta Maxxed

This episode we determine the greatest Genesis game of all time!  Also, Frank reviews Mom and Dad, Spontaneous, and Maquette.  Todays stinkos include games causing epileptic seizures, an idiot in Boulder Colorado kills 10 people, and voting rights being destroyed in Georgia.  In chat MXT wants Frank to open up a Blockbuster chain to rent VHS tapes, Dungeonbuster is a ninja, Freak talks buttholes, and Weiland wows us with his steelbook collection!  Join us LIVE every Friday 7EST http://twitch.tv/RPGrinders or search RPGrinders on Youtube!  Follow us on Twitter @RPGrinders and ask us anything!  Thanks for listening

RPGrinders EP 634 - Chakan Finally Falls

How that game made it as far as it did is a criminal offense. But in this triumphant episode, the crew gets through a decent chunk of news, followed by a Dear Breakman segment. Then there are two reviews from Eric about the Tom and Jerry Movie, and a joint review of Batman Versus Superman Ultimate Edition with Breakman. Frank reviews Slaxx, and has some impressions of Falcon and the Winter Soldier. Afterward, we get into our lengthy Stinkos and Sweetos segment. Of course the Genesis/Megdrive tourney continues, and a much-reviled game or two fall off the running for the top spot. Justice is served! Be sure to listen live on Fridays at 7PM EST on Twitch/Youtube!  

RPGrinders EP 633 - Boner Tomahawk

This episode of RPGrinders features a release heavy news segment, food sex, time changes, broken political promises, the Sega Genesis tournament, Bone Tomahawk, and Geraldo Rivera! 

The news is packed with actual release dates! Some games are even out now, like the Bethesda catalog joining Xbox Game Pass. Games like Vaporum:Lockdown and Trails of Cold Steel IV will be releasing within the next couple of months. While the third DLC pack for DBZ:Kakarot and Alchemic Cutie drop this summer. 

Dear Break Man brings words of wisdom to this episode. Today Break saves the world by answering a question about mixing food and sex. 

Frank gives his review of Bone Tomahawk. What does Frank think of the horror/western starring the living legend Kurt Russell?

The Stinkos take an interesting turn as one of Break's gets a LIVE update and becomes a Sweeto! Unfortunately, the national time shift and the broken promise of a $2000 stimulus check do not make the same change.

The battle to determine the greatest Sega Genesis game intensifies! Break and Frank may have finally pushed Eric to his limits, as he is disgusted by their choices! Is Eric right? Have Frank and Break gone to far?

What is the Greatest Sega Genesis/Mega Drive Game of All Time? Is Sonic the Hedgehog fast enough to defeat the legacy of the Belmont family? Can Polterguy scare up a win against Phantasy Star IV? Will Boogerman be able to flush his swashbuckling competition? 

 

 

Don't fuck pumpkins. They will turn your penis orange.

 

RPGrinders EP 632- Pee Your Own Adventure

In this adventure of an episode the Grinders get edgy and sexist (not really)! Eric reviews Nioh 2, Frank reviews Detroit Become Human, Break chastises Texas and Mississippi for removing mask restrictions in the middle of the pandemic, and Senators voting against a 15 minimum wage get the RPGrinders treatment (spoiler: they suck).  Did Harmy survive or did MXT's master plan of kidnapping survive?  Who survived the first round of the Greatest Genesis game of all time?Find out on this stellar edition of RPGrinders!  Follow us on Twitter @RPGrinders and join us LIVE in chat http://twitch.tv/RPGrinders!  

RPGrinders EP 631 - The SNES Game of all Time is...

In this crazy episode of RPGrinders, the crew has a fair bit of news to get through, and then Frank finally reviews The Boys season 2, Shook, and Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition. There's also some light thoughts on the most recent Wandavision episode. No spoilers, don't worry! After that, we do the usual stinkos and sweetos, and finally, it's time for the SNES game of all time to be determined! Find out all right now! Also, be sure to listen live on Fridays at 7pm EST on Twitch/Youtube!

RPGinders EP 630 - RLG Rush Limbaugh Grinders

This super sized episode of RPGrinders features the return of Break, tons of RPG news, 2 more rounds of the hardest tournament ever created, and not one but two questions for #DearBreakMan!

2021 is starting to look like a fantastic year to be a gamer. New games like Bravery Network Online and Empire of Ember are coming to Steam. The Legend Of Zelda: Skyward Sword HD remaster is coming to the Switch on July 16th. Legend of Mana is releasing on June 24th. And the poorly named but interesting looking tactical RPG "Project Triangle Strategy" has been announced for the Switch.

Dear BreakMan returns with 2 of the most important questions facing humanity at this time. The Grinders explain how to handle the death of a child's pet and they address the controversy around wearing "White Face".

This episode was one of the longest because of the most epic battle in the history of humanity! Sixteen SNES games are left but only one can be considered The Greatest Super Nintendo Game of All Time. Will the pastel levels of Super Mario World 2 with stand the firepower of UN Squadron? Will the Zombies eat all the neighbors or will Kirby? Can NBA Jam boomshakalaka Link? Can 3 Vikings stop a plumber riding on the back of a dinosaur? Only 8 games are left. Who will win?!

 

Flesh tone condoms for everyone!

 

 

 

 

 

RPGrinders EP 629 - The One With No Break

This episode Frank and Eric learn that BreakMan got into a fairly bad car accident (he's cut and bruised but ok!).  The gaming news cycle is a bit barren this week but Eric and Frank manage to have a good conversation about CD Project Red's latest woes.  Frank's car almost kills him, Eric reviews Weathering with You, Frank reviews Freaky, Greenland, and Call of Cthulu, and finally the guys discuss wether or not 1400 is good enough to survive till mid July (spoiler, it ain't).  All this and more on a Break-less episode of RPGrinders!  send BreakMan some well wishes on a speedy recovery on Twitter @Break_Man or @RPGrinders.   You can join the show LIVE every Friday 7EST http://twitch.tv/RPGrinders or search RPGrinders on Youtube!  Thanks for listening!