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RPGrinders EP 633 - Boner Tomahawk

This episode of RPGrinders features a release heavy news segment, food sex, time changes, broken political promises, the Sega Genesis tournament, Bone Tomahawk, and Geraldo Rivera! 

The news is packed with actual release dates! Some games are even out now, like the Bethesda catalog joining Xbox Game Pass. Games like Vaporum:Lockdown and Trails of Cold Steel IV will be releasing within the next couple of months. While the third DLC pack for DBZ:Kakarot and Alchemic Cutie drop this summer. 

Dear Break Man brings words of wisdom to this episode. Today Break saves the world by answering a question about mixing food and sex. 

Frank gives his review of Bone Tomahawk. What does Frank think of the horror/western starring the living legend Kurt Russell?

The Stinkos take an interesting turn as one of Break's gets a LIVE update and becomes a Sweeto! Unfortunately, the national time shift and the broken promise of a $2000 stimulus check do not make the same change.

The battle to determine the greatest Sega Genesis game intensifies! Break and Frank may have finally pushed Eric to his limits, as he is disgusted by their choices! Is Eric right? Have Frank and Break gone to far?

What is the Greatest Sega Genesis/Mega Drive Game of All Time? Is Sonic the Hedgehog fast enough to defeat the legacy of the Belmont family? Can Polterguy scare up a win against Phantasy Star IV? Will Boogerman be able to flush his swashbuckling competition? 

 

 

Don't fuck pumpkins. They will turn your penis orange.

 

RPGrinders EP 632- Pee Your Own Adventure

In this adventure of an episode the Grinders get edgy and sexist (not really)! Eric reviews Nioh 2, Frank reviews Detroit Become Human, Break chastises Texas and Mississippi for removing mask restrictions in the middle of the pandemic, and Senators voting against a 15 minimum wage get the RPGrinders treatment (spoiler: they suck).  Did Harmy survive or did MXT's master plan of kidnapping survive?  Who survived the first round of the Greatest Genesis game of all time?Find out on this stellar edition of RPGrinders!  Follow us on Twitter @RPGrinders and join us LIVE in chat http://twitch.tv/RPGrinders!  

RPGrinders EP 631 - The SNES Game of all Time is...

In this crazy episode of RPGrinders, the crew has a fair bit of news to get through, and then Frank finally reviews The Boys season 2, Shook, and Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition. There's also some light thoughts on the most recent Wandavision episode. No spoilers, don't worry! After that, we do the usual stinkos and sweetos, and finally, it's time for the SNES game of all time to be determined! Find out all right now! Also, be sure to listen live on Fridays at 7pm EST on Twitch/Youtube!

RPGinders EP 630 - RLG Rush Limbaugh Grinders

This super sized episode of RPGrinders features the return of Break, tons of RPG news, 2 more rounds of the hardest tournament ever created, and not one but two questions for #DearBreakMan!

2021 is starting to look like a fantastic year to be a gamer. New games like Bravery Network Online and Empire of Ember are coming to Steam. The Legend Of Zelda: Skyward Sword HD remaster is coming to the Switch on July 16th. Legend of Mana is releasing on June 24th. And the poorly named but interesting looking tactical RPG "Project Triangle Strategy" has been announced for the Switch.

Dear BreakMan returns with 2 of the most important questions facing humanity at this time. The Grinders explain how to handle the death of a child's pet and they address the controversy around wearing "White Face".

This episode was one of the longest because of the most epic battle in the history of humanity! Sixteen SNES games are left but only one can be considered The Greatest Super Nintendo Game of All Time. Will the pastel levels of Super Mario World 2 with stand the firepower of UN Squadron? Will the Zombies eat all the neighbors or will Kirby? Can NBA Jam boomshakalaka Link? Can 3 Vikings stop a plumber riding on the back of a dinosaur? Only 8 games are left. Who will win?!

 

Flesh tone condoms for everyone!

 

 

 

 

 

RPGrinders EP 629 - The One With No Break

This episode Frank and Eric learn that BreakMan got into a fairly bad car accident (he's cut and bruised but ok!).  The gaming news cycle is a bit barren this week but Eric and Frank manage to have a good conversation about CD Project Red's latest woes.  Frank's car almost kills him, Eric reviews Weathering with You, Frank reviews Freaky, Greenland, and Call of Cthulu, and finally the guys discuss wether or not 1400 is good enough to survive till mid July (spoiler, it ain't).  All this and more on a Break-less episode of RPGrinders!  send BreakMan some well wishes on a speedy recovery on Twitter @Break_Man or @RPGrinders.   You can join the show LIVE every Friday 7EST http://twitch.tv/RPGrinders or search RPGrinders on Youtube!  Thanks for listening!

RPGrinders EP 628 - Let the SNES Tourney Begin!

In this episode of RPGrinders, the crew gets through a bevy of release date announcements, Nintendo shipment numbers, and then we learn what's become of Cryamore. Afterward, we do the usual stinkos and Sweetos. But we don't have time for reviews this week, as the next tourney has already begun! Who will win the best SNES game of all time? Please listen live on Fridays at 7-9 PM EST on Twitch/Youtube! 

RPGrinders Review #1 - Turrican Flashback

EricRPG has set forth on their new reviewing format and outlet, this very podcast! First up is a review of Turrican Flashback! Where is Super Turrican 2?  Find out in this review!

RPGinders EP 627 - What wouldn't you do for a Klondike Bar?

On this episode of RPGrinders, the Grinders answer the toughest questions of 2021! Only they have the guts to give the real answer to the age old question, "What would you do for a Klondike bar?" And they solve one of the worlds greatest mysteries, "What is the Greatest 80s Television Theme Song?"

As always, the Grinders start with the show with latest RPG and visual novel news. This episodes news includes: The first big patch for Cyberpunk 2077 has arrived but does it make the game worth playing? Biomutant has been given a May 25th release date and some pricey special editions. Elder Scrolls Online is receiving new DLC with the upcoming June release of Blackwood. And Shattered Tale of the Forgotten King is coming to steam on Feb 17th.

It isn't an episode of RPGrinders with out some reason to complain. The Stinkos give the Grinders a perfect chance to get things off their chests. As usual, the government plays heavily into their frustrations. Elected officials getting minor punishments for major crimes and how the "elite" play by different rules.

The Grinders wouldn't do Stinkos with out something happy to wash away the stank. The Sweetos make everything better and so does the fact that average people teamed up to exploit the same stock market flaws used by the "elite". Wall Street is not a true representation of the economy or the status of the American people. They are not happy to have the average person beat them at their own game. 

With all of that out of the way, the Grinders will finally answer histories greatest mystery! Did aliens visit ancient Egypt? Do Bigfoot and Nessy still hold their annual poker tournament? When a bear shits in the woods, does an angel get it's wings? Will God ever pay Frank for the bet they made during the Jurassic period? When Harmie signs a huge music contract will he immediately replace Break (Or will he wait a couple of days first)? Where does Eric store his Big Giant Robots to keep them dry from the rain? These are all good questions, but the biggest mystery in the history of humanity is: What is the Greatest 80s Television Theme song?!

With only four tunes left, who will win? Will a plan come together for Mr. T and the A-Team or will Michael Knight and KITT drive off into the sunset? Do you want to go where everybody knows your name or fly above it all in a badass helicopter?

 

The Woof of Wall Street

 

 

RPGrinders EP 626- Ding Dong the Wicked Trump is Gone!

This episode Break has a very special Sweeto, Eric and Frank played the RE8 Maiden Demo, and politics once again invade our Stinkos.  Miami Vice still got robbed last week in our greatest 80's theme tournament and Frank hints at potentially bringing it back next week via a 'golden ticket' whatever that means.  Eric informs us that Vicarious Visions was bought by Blizzard (#RIPVV) also the crew praise the price of certain DLC which is unheard of for these cheepos!  Don't miss the show LIVE every Friday 7EST http://twitch.tv/RPGrinders and on YouTube (search RPGrinders), join the chat and get a shoutout!  Thanks for listening!

RPGrinders EP 625 - Back in the Sekiro Saddle Again

I seriously think Eric would explode if they went too long without playing a Souls game. But in all seriousness, the crew gets through a short news week, with one article of not dealing with Dragon Quest getting Fair Use laws. Then Eric has a review of Ace Attorney: Spirit of Justice and Bloodstained Classic Mode. Frank has a review of Demon's Souls. Then there's the usual stinkos and sweetos. Eric can't get the weekend work off his back, but at least it seems like a normal hours shift being locked in for the foreseeable future is something to be glad about.  We finally get through the next rounds of the tournament for the Greatest 80's show theme of all time! Be sure to go to Eric's patreon and support them if you like their work. Also, be sure to check the podcast live on Fridays at 7pm EST on Twitch/Youtube!